Going to the grocery store after work at 1 am will only bring you home with 2 packages of Reese’s (2 for $1), a ridiculously large package of eggs (you live with 4 other people all of whom live for breakfast tacos), havarti cheese (a completely unnecessary purchase) and no movies from Redbox because it’s 1 am and all the good movies have already been rented.
It’s best to follow this trip up by eating all Reese’s in one sitting and then become way too lazy to jog the next morning. Done and done.
Seeking Misadventure 
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